You already know the video.
Someone got too close. The bison had opinions. And now it lives rent-free in the collective memory of everyone who's ever driven through Yellowstone with their windows down.
This shirt is for the people who watched that footage and immediately thought of a Haddaway song. No explanation needed — if you know, you know.
Printed on a Gildan 5000 in heavyweight cotton, built to outlast the road trips, campfire nights, and questionable wildlife decisions that earned it.
Specs:
- 100% Cotton (Light Steel/Heathers are blends)
- 5.3 oz/yd² heavyweight cotton
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
- Sizes S–5X