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$39.99
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The cosmos spoke. It was pizza.
One slice, rendered in constellation form — stars mapped across the pepperoni, a crescent moon riding the crust, the kind of detail that makes someone stop mid-scroll and show the person next to them. It's the astrology shirt for people whose horoscope has never once been accurate, but whose pizza order always is.
Your people will get it immediately. Everyone else will just think you have great taste in shirts, which is also correct.
Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — 5.3 oz., true-to-size unisex fit that holds its shape long after the pizza box is gone. White constellation print across six colorways: Black, Military Green, Dark Heather, Navy, Berry, Garnet.
Written in the stars. Obviously it was pizza.
