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Spoiler: you still are.
The people who buy this shirt know exactly what they're doing. It's not self-deprecation — it's the confidence of someone who stopped trying to prove it years ago. There's a whole category of cool that only unlocks after you've earned some mileage, and whoever's wearing this is firmly in it.
Put it on at the cookout, the concert, the kids' soccer game where you're definitely the most interesting adult on the sideline. Your people will laugh. Then they'll ask where you got it.
Printed on a Gildan 5000 heavyweight tee in seven colorways — clean, bold text that reads from across the yard. Unisex cut runs true to size; size up one for a relaxed fit.
The irony is that wearing this shirt is, in fact, extremely cool.
